Residing in the totally unknown location
called New York, our source, who must not be named, allegedly found terrible
news of a near catastrophic event.
Apparently, our source has intercepted a
piece of audio that appears to be just some squiggling-wriggling noise.
However, upon hours of serious decryption, we, the “What’s Up Doc” agency have
found it to be a part of the discussion of WORM (World’s Officially Rubbished
Musicians), the organization responsible for the secret workings of this
planet.
Given below is the discussion that had
taken place at the WORM headquarters. And remember, this news was first brought
to you by the What’s Up Doc agency.
(The participants of this conversation are
the leaders of WORM: M&M, Nicki Anaconda Minaj, Tailor Swift and Philip
Philips)
M&M(raps):Yo, this country band called
Mumford And Sons;
Are making a plan to
make sure our planet burns;
Unleashing upon this
world, their dreadful country tune;
To make people like them
and they’d do this soon.
Tailor Swift: That’s not the important
issue here. I’ve just broken up with my boyfriend, that filthy little swine. I
think we should use all our resources to track him and give him hell.
Nicki Anaconda Minaj: My anaconda don’t
feel that this is a good idea. My anaconda feels that you should write a song
about him, like you did to your last twenty-eight boyfriends.
Tailor Swift: Yeah, you’re probably right.
Thanks Nicki, you are now my best friend. And I will NEVER EVER EVER date him
M&M(raps): Tailor, you stupid and ugly
creature;
All your songs always
have your boyfriends feature;
Speak another word ‘bout
your boyfriend and I shall scold you;
We have to discuss this
Mumford And Sons issue.
Nicki Anaconda Minaj: But my ancaconda
don’t wan—
M&M(raps): To you all idiotic morons,
’SILENCE’ I say;
My word shall always be
obeyed.
Philip Philips: Before that, me want to
tell yall, that I’m one of dem, those Mumford and Sons. And I’ve been workin’
for dem and ‘cause of that, they-thinks that me should be killin’ yall! Go die,
you purtylittle musicians!
*Cowboy music plays as the bullet shots are
hears amidst horrible cries of deadly agony*
Philip Philips: HEIL MUMFORD AND SONS!
-Russell Saldanha
The Philosoper
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