Royals Parody

I’m Sorry For Not Keeping Up With My Posts Regularly ( Damn! It Just Sounded like Keeping Up With The Kardashians) Well this is my last post for the “ALTERNATE LYRICS” week. It’s a parody on the song  ROYALS  by LORDE. If you have missed my previous parodies, just click on the following links :

1)      ANACONDA by Nicki Minaj

2)      YOU BELONG TO ME by Taylor Swift

3)      BOOM CLAP by Charlie XCX

Do try singing it in tune (:

SELFIES

I’ve  Never Seen That Duck Face Before,

I Wonder How They Make That Miley Cyrus Face,

Pouting Like Their Lips Are Stung By Bees,

In This Internet Age,

Everyone’s  Going Crazy.

And Everybody’s Like-

Duck Face, Stoned Look , Holding Up The Peace Sign

*OMG I Saw A Ghost *, The Starbucks Lady Who Looks Fine

They  Just Want To Show How Versatile They’re With Selfies

And They Go Again Like-

Pirate Eye , Grumpy Face , Constipated Look

 Oscar Selfie , I’m A Nerd Who’s Pretending To Read A Book

We Don’t Care , We Aint Caught Up With Your Face Muscle’s Affair

Cause We’re Surrounded By Selfies, Selfies

Please Give Your Front  Camera Some Rest

Someday It’s Going to Explode

Right In Front  Of  Your Face.

You  Can Try Taking Mugshots, Mugshots,

They’re Way Hipper Than Selfies,

Now I’m Going To End this Post

With A Hybrid Selfie

Hope You Liked It

See You Until My Next Post

-Nikita F.