Millions of talented people try to make it bug but it seems the less talent you have these days,the more chances you have to become rich and famous. So after a lot of research(not really) and critical evaluation I found the top 5 effective ways to get the fame you always wanted .
1.Make a horrible viral video: Record a stupid song with no meaningful lyrics, preferably about a specific day of the week .But make sure it's a catchy af and voila! You could be the next Rebecca Black.
2.Work at Target: If you want to be famous overnight then this one is for you. All you need for this to work out is a job at target, good looks and a bunch of hormone driven teenage girls .If things go well you might even get a chance to meet Ellen for bagging groceries.
3.Be a racist homophobe: This one is pretty simple because it doesn't involve you leaving your comfy bedroom . You just need a twitter account where you can post racist and homophobic tweets.You can also be a narcissist and a misogynist for more effective results. At first you will get a lot of hate but stay strong, they will forget about it later because c'mon who doesn't like blue eyes right? *cough* Nash Grier *cough*
4.Write a smutty fan fiction about famous artists online. Now, you might think that this will require hard work and talent but basically you just need to be a good plagiarist. Using a famous celebrity as your protagonist ensures more reader and you might get a six figure book deal *_*
5. Try to break the internet by posing nude for a magazine. Have a BOOTYful derriere? good because my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns,hun. No really. Pull a Kim Kardashian and pose nude for a magazine. You might even get nominated to be in the Times magazine's "Person of the year" like Kim!
Basically , you have to do all the things your parents told you not to.Try to piss them off as much as you can and I promise you, you will be famous. And if things don't work out, please don't sue me. I'm just a little teenage dirtbag.
- Kinnari Raut.
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