Memories 2014

     So it's been a while since I haven't posted anything , was caught up with the festivities as well as the bane of every student : STUDIES .
    This post is just going to sum up my whole 2014 experience right from the start of this year to this very day.

 January '14 :
Well , nothing much happened in this month, apart from the fact that my hair underwent a major change. This day, last year was when I went all Miley Cyrus and cut my hair pretty short.

February '14:
Birthday Month.(If you're wondering when my birthday is : Jake Bugg)
Amazing time with family and friends .

March'14 :
One of the best months of 2014, cause my friend and I won passes for the Youtube Fanfest *woot woot*.Got to meet Superwoman, VSauce and the beauty guru Bethany Mota.

April'14:
I just realised that two of my friends and my cousin, share the same birthday.
Oh and this was the month when the birth and christening of this blog took place.

May'14:
Lazing around , doing nothing.

June'14:
Applied to the "Graffix" department for Malhar. And for once , after a year's struggle finally made it .Hallelujah.
This month changed few things in my life , as I discovered :
Jake Bugg And The 1975 .
Started operating tumblr .

July'14:
Apart from the fact that Cody Simpson and Soulja Boy followed me this month, nothing great occured.

August:
Three Things Happened This Month:
1)I Lost My Phone.
2)Luckily, I Found It.
3)Justin Bieber Followed Me On Twitter.
And how can I forget Ipshit's birthday party without the A.
And Soulja Boy unfollowed.

September:
Well I went to the prom this year (as stag).

October:
Fields Of Music was awesome fun. Great music surrounded by the still lake and the beauty of the dark sky filled with stars is a sight to behold.

November:
Had a great time meeting more youtubers at the Youtube Mixer.

December:
This month bought a lot of tears, for the fact that this is the last month that my college friends and I would ever be together in the same class or probably in the same institution.
Had amazing train rides with my 1/10th Ugandan Bestie.
S.W.A.G are the best people I could have ever met in my entire life.
And I got Two Amazing Christmas Presents, which are very dear to me :
1)A Journal Consisting Of All The Memories Of 2014
2) The 1975 Diary.

Thanks To All You Lovely Amazing People Out There Who Read My Blog.
      Wishing All Of You'll  A Happy And Prosperous New Year.
See You Until My Next Blog
Much Love
- Nikita F.







    

WhatSatus

Before I Begin With This Post Thanks A Ton To These Amazing Writers For Their Valuable Time And Creatvity

Nikita Mujumdar : Living Under  A Figurative Rock

Kinnari Raut : 5 Ways To Become Famous With out Doing Anything

Russel Saldanha : What's Up Doc

Ipshita Peters: Bang Bang

So this is the last post of the collaboration week, and since the theme was “MOCK THE FLOCK”, I thought why not give the Celebrity Mock a break, and mock the people I know *Evil Grin*

 Well, Below Are The” Most Vague”  Or Perhaps “Too Philosophical “ Statuses  That People Have Updated On Whatsapp.

                           It Looks Likes The Person Is Trying To Say “ WEED NEED DAY” .

                                                        Too High , To Fly.

12 A.M On The 30^th Of February Is The Right Time.( Trust Me )

                                           Happie 17^th    Bdae To YOU Too.  Sorry For The Late Wishes.

  As You Can See, This Is The Perfect Example Of ‘Tautology.’

                           We Now Know What’s  Keeping You Busy Apart From Studies. 

                                                          

                                                             Wait! What?

                                           Heard Of Walking Dead But "Walking Cliche" Sounds More Horrifying.

                                          I’d Definitely Choose SKY WAY , over Your Way.

                                               I Wonder What Sky Way Is, By The Way.

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope You'll Liked It .

See You Until My Next Blog

-Nikita F.

                            

Bang Bang - Ipshita Peters

Hi there!

Nikita said that I need to rant about popular culture. I won't be ranting about popular culture (at least not in the tradition sense), because there is enough of that on the internet, and also on this blog. Instead, I will do a lyric parody on the song 'Bang Bang' by Jesse J, similar to the one I did previously over here. This parody is meant for entertainment purposes only, so please don't take it seriously.

Enjoy!
Warning : The Following Contains Explicit Content  

BANG  BANG  - Jesse J

She got a body like an hourglass / But I can give it to you all the time

"Her feminine posterior is shaped like a timing device that passes sand between glass bulbs."

She got a booty like a Cadillac / But I can send you into overdrive

"Simultaneously, it is also shaped like a luxury four-wheeled vehicle. Cadillacs once possessed two distinctive spoilers on their bumpers. Hence, Bumpers = booty. (But these ridiculous metaphors are probably sending you into overdrive.)"

(Stop and wait, wait for that, stop, hold up, swing your bat)

"Now hold up a second."

See anybody could be bad to you, you need a good girl to blow your mind, yeah

"See, anybody could be disagreeable towards you, but it takes a certain level of righteousness in a women to cause your mind to explode. Yeah."

[Chorus]
Bang, bang into the room / I know you want it

"Compelling research suggests that 'bang bang' could either mean whipping your hands in the form of a gun, or engaging in sexual intercourse. So yeah. If you stick with me, we will possibly be engaging in both or either of the two."

Bang, bang all over you / I'll let you have it

"No, wait. First we'll fake shoot each other, and then we'll have intercourse."

Wait a minute, let me take you there / Wait a minute till you...

"Either way. I guess it doesn't really matter."

Bang, bang there goes your heart / I know you want it

"Oh , look! My badass metaphors have caused another explosion in another one of your organs."

Back, backseat of my car / I'll let you have it

"But I'm so badass, I'll still let you have intercourse in the backseat of my car."

Wait a minute, let me take you there / Wait a minute till you...

"Just hold on another minute and I'll take you there" *wink wink*

[Ariana Grande]
She might've let you hold her hand in school / But I'mma show you how to graduate

"Jesse J might have held your hand throughout your younger days, but I'm going to show you how to successfully get a degree in badass-ery."

No, I don't need to hear you talk the talk / Just come and show me what your momma gave

"No, there is no talking required for this. All you need to do is show me everything you mother has every given you. Stuffed toys, animal crackers, a big booty, whatever you got."

(Your love gotta be baby, love but don’t say a thing)

"I am comparing this degree on badass-ery to love, which too does not require any spoken words."

See anybody could be good to you, you need a bad girl to blow your mind

"Now I'm going to contradict that hand-holding woman and say that bad girls, and not good ones, are required to cause explosions in vital organs. Hence, I'm trying to imply that I am clearly more bad-ass than Jesse."

[Chorus]

[Nicki Minaj]
It’s Myx Moscato / It’s frizz in a bottle

"Ha! Look at those two fighting. I'm clearly the winner here, since I have a drink named after me. (Although I do admit it looks like frizz in a bottle.)"

It’s Nicki full throttle / It’s oh, oh

 

"Now that I've consumed my own energy drink, I'm working at full speed. I have no words left to describe this feeling. Oh!"

Swimming in the grotto / We winning in the lotto

"Stick with me, and we'll go swimming in artificial caves and hopefully win whilst engaging in gambling."

We dipping in the powder blue, four door.

"Then we'll ride around in a power-blur four-door vehicle. (Possibly, it's a Cadillac, just like your derriere.)"

Kitten so good / It's dripping on wood / Get a ride in the engine that could

"..."

Go, Batman robbin' it / Bang, bang, cockin' it

"Like Batman, we'll go out in the night and rob things. If we get caught, we'll cock our fake guns and yell "Bang bang."

Queen Nicki dominant, prominent

"Hail peasants, it is me, Queen Nicki of Badass-land."

It's me, Jessie, and Ari / If they test me they sorry

"I know this contest is between the three of us, but if they try to out-perform me, they will pay."

Ride his c--k, like a Harley / Then pull off in this Ferrari

"Once I win (which I definitely will), I will ride his male organ like a luxury motorbike, and then we'll take off in our Ferrari."

If we hanging, we banging / Phone ranging, he slanging

"In case you haven't noticed, I'm very fond of luxury vehicles."

It ain’t karaoke night but get the mic ‘cause he singing

"But then again I am a Queen, so whatever."

[Bridge]
B to the A to the N to the G to the uh / B to the A to the N to the G to the hey

"S*x. S*x. S*x. "

See anybody could be good to you / You need a bad girl to blow your mind

"Like Ari said, bad girls = exploding organs. BANG!"

 - Ipshita Peters 
Her Blog : Euphoniour

What's Up Doc -Russell Saldanha

Residing in the totally unknown location called New York, our source, who must not be named, allegedly found terrible news of a near catastrophic event.

Apparently, our source has intercepted a piece of audio that appears to be just some squiggling-wriggling noise. However, upon hours of serious decryption, we, the “What’s Up Doc” agency have found it to be a part of the discussion of WORM (World’s Officially Rubbished Musicians), the organization responsible for the secret workings of this planet.

Given below is the discussion that had taken place at the WORM headquarters. And remember, this news was first brought to you by the What’s Up Doc agency.

(The participants of this conversation are the leaders of WORM: M&M, Nicki Anaconda Minaj, Tailor Swift and Philip Philips)

M&M(raps):Yo, this country band called Mumford And Sons;

                        Are making a plan to make sure our planet burns;

                        Unleashing upon this world, their dreadful country tune;

                       To make people like them and they’d do this soon.

Tailor Swift: That’s not the important issue here. I’ve just broken up with my boyfriend, that filthy little swine. I think we should use all our resources to track him and give him hell.

Nicki Anaconda Minaj: My anaconda don’t feel that this is a good idea. My anaconda feels that you should write a song about him, like you did to your last twenty-eight boyfriends.

Tailor Swift: Yeah, you’re probably right. Thanks Nicki, you are now my best friend. And I will NEVER EVER EVER date him

M&M(raps): Tailor, you stupid and ugly creature;

                       All your songs always have your boyfriends feature;

                      Speak another word ‘bout your boyfriend and I shall scold you;

                      We have to discuss this Mumford And Sons issue.

Nicki Anaconda Minaj: But my ancaconda don’t wan—

M&M(raps): To you all idiotic morons, ’SILENCE’ I say;

                       My word shall always be obeyed.

Philip Philips: Before that, me want to tell yall, that I’m one of dem, those Mumford and Sons. And I’ve been workin’ for dem and ‘cause of that, they-thinks that me should be killin’ yall! Go die, you purtylittle musicians!

*Cowboy music plays as the bullet shots are hears amidst horrible cries of deadly agony*

Philip Philips: HEIL MUMFORD AND SONS!

-Russell Saldanha

The Philosoper

Follow Him On Twitter For More Philosophical Tweets @mr_jaggerfest

5 Ways To Become Famous Without Having Any Talent -Kinnari Raut

Millions of talented people try to make it bug but it seems the less talent you have these days,the more chances you have to become rich and famous. So after a lot of research(not really) and critical evaluation I found the top 5 effective ways to get the fame you always wanted .

1.Make a horrible viral video: Record a stupid song with no meaningful lyrics, preferably about a specific day of the week .But make sure it's a catchy af and voila! You could be the next Rebecca Black.

2.Work at Target: If you want to be famous overnight then this one is for you. All you need for this to work out is a job at target, good looks and a bunch of hormone driven teenage girls .If things go well you might even get a chance to meet Ellen for bagging groceries.

3.Be a racist homophobe: This one is pretty simple because it doesn't involve you leaving your comfy bedroom . You just need a twitter account where you can post racist and homophobic tweets.You can also be a narcissist and a misogynist for more effective results. At first you will get a lot of hate but stay strong, they will forget about it later because c'mon who doesn't like blue eyes right? *cough* Nash Grier *cough*

4.Write a smutty fan fiction about famous artists online. Now, you might think that this will require hard work and talent but basically you just need to be a good plagiarist. Using a famous celebrity as your protagonist ensures more reader and you might get a six figure book deal *_*

5. Try to break the internet by posing nude for a magazine. Have a BOOTYful derriere? good because my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns,hun. No really. Pull a Kim Kardashian and pose nude for a magazine. You might even get nominated to be in the Times magazine's "Person of the year" like Kim!

Basically , you have to do all the things your parents told you not to.Try to piss them off as much as you can and I promise you, you will be famous. And if things don't work out, please don't sue me. I'm just a little teenage dirtbag.

- Kinnari Raut.

Living Under A Figurative Rock - Nikita Mujumdar

This post is not about rock music.

It’s very hard to write a post for a blog that is essentially a music blog when you know as little about music as I do. I had a fantastic idea some weeks back, and I wrote it down on a little piece of paper lest I forget it. But then I promptly lost that piece of paper, so now I have nothing. Please bear with me. 

The other day, I read this gem on Suri’s Burn Book about Willow and Jaden Smith. Of course, I was curious, so I read the entire article and it is ridiculous. I can't believe that these people are encouraged. The Smith children are completely idiotic, and yet, inexplicably, famous as musicians, even though their most popular song has lyrics as inane as this:

I whip my hair back and forth

I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it) 

I whip my hair back and forth 

I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)

What.

See, I'm practically tone-deaf, so I only enjoy whatever little music I do listen to because of the words [Or, occasionally because I associate a particular song with something that I love. For instance, as I type this, I'm listening to The Beatles' Twist and Shout. I'll never grow tired of that song, mainly because I'll always associate it with the parade scene from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, which is an amazing movie that I absolutely adore].

And because I set so much in store by lyrics, I find it impossible to appreciate a majority of "music" that is popular today. The songs don't make any sense at all ("My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns"? Anaconda's don't even eat buns. They eat rats. So, not only is that line rubbish, but it's factually inaccurate to boot) and, for some reason, they're all about butts. It's not very original is everyone is singing about the thing, now, is it?

Now, one of favourite songs is this one about Richard III. No one who has a life, so to speak, will ever listen to this song. They will never play it on the radio or at a concert (unless you consider that one BBC Prom at the Royal Albert Hall as a concert) like they do with all that EDM stuff. And yet, I love it to bits. I listen to it all the time, and I sometimes hum the words to myself when I'm getting bored.

The best part is, more than fifteen minutes of thought went into writing it. It wasn't a bunch of people sitting around a table trying to figure out what rhymes with the swear words they're trying to pass off as lyrics. A lot of thought and research went into that song, and I'm sure that everyone who listened to it learned something substantial from it. I know I'll never forget Jim Howick, as Richard, singing about being the last Plantagenet, and if I'm ever on a game show, and, for a lot of money, I have to answer that question... Well, let's just say, I'll be able to afford a lot more Justin Bieber concert tickets than someone who actually likes Justin Bieber.

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That's my rant about the popular music industry. You probably think I'm crazy for typing some of the things that I did. And maybe I am. I don't really understand how the world works. That's what comes from living under a figurative rock. A figurative rock from five hundred years ago.

And I'm very happy under my rock, thank you very much.

- Nikita Mujumdar (She writes about The Royals )
Her Blog bloodsweatandtiaras