Disclaimer: This post is meant for entertainment purpose and contains the names of songs by various artists.If you are unaware of them, they are highlighted in bold. Do check them out on Youtube.
It was Katy Perry's Birthday, Last Friday Night and here's what went down at her party:
La Roux cried I'm Bulletproof .Poor thing was their first hit. U2 yelled "We're Invisible" *bang bang*.
Eminem went Berzerk and started praying to the Rap God. Rihanna went yelling around asking What's My Name. Shakira answered "Can't Remember To Forget You".Enrique kept muttering I'm A Freak !!Lorde exclaimed "I'm no longer with the Royals , i'm still paying my Million Dollar Bills "*bang*
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis tried hiding behind the White Walls , but no avail.
Nicki Minaj called for her Starships , which according to her- were meant to fly !
Pitbull yelled ,"let the bullets Rain Over Me". Ke$ha complained that she was going to Die Young, which wasn't fair to her. Lady Gaga was happy as she was going to die Beautiful, Dirty,Rich.
Rebecca Black kept screeching "It's Friday,Friday,Friday!!!!!",
to which Selena replied ,"Tell Me Something I Don't Know".
One Direction gave Rebecca a standing ovation for her song claiming it was The Best Song Ever .
Austin Mahone only kept saying "Mmm Yeah ".
Avicii slept on the couch and sighed Wake Me Up , when its all over .(He never woke up ).Maroon 5 begged for their life cause they had the Moves Like Jagger. Unfortunately they didn't make to the Daylight.
Just when Katy thought the apocalypse was over , she heard a squeak.
As she turned around the squeaks went up several decibels. She tried to decipher them , but the sound hurt her eardrums. And in the ruins , she saw something never seen before, it was Justin Bieber who was wailing "Baby, Baby, Baby..." (Thus the mystery of the squeaks was solved.)
Katy was furious and couldn't face the fact that she, the Dark Horse had a competitor. "SO.. you're The One That Got Away , never call me baby , you E.T!", she said . And Justin replied ,"Never Say Never".
And those were his last words.
See you until my next blog
-Nikita F.
Katy Perry gif: atrl.net
It was Katy Perry's Birthday, Last Friday Night and here's what went down at her party:
LMFAO played the Party Rock Anthem . Jay-Z and Beyonce were Drunk In Love (as usual), Calvin Harris was Drinking From The Bottle while Robin Thicke could only see Blurred Lines .Everything seemed like a Teenage Dream to Katy who was with her boyfriend John Mayer , until-
John Mayer( also Taylor's ex) who witnessed what happened ,rushed towards Taylor to console her . Katy saw this and exploded like a Firework. She called Bruno,Green Day ,Miley and Taio Cruz.
Miley barged in , on a Wrecking Ball , while Green Day came in with 21 Guns , followed by Taio with his Dynamites and Bruno with his Grenade
Taylor Swift yelled at the top her lungs , We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (at her nth boyfriend). Kanye West interrupted their conversation ,saying" She was always Heartless".Taylor retaliated back at him saying, "I Knew You Were Trouble when you walked in ", to which Kanye replied ,"Devil In A New Dress". Taylor broke down in tears.
John Mayer( also Taylor's ex) who witnessed what happened ,rushed towards Taylor to console her . Katy saw this and exploded like a Firework. She called Bruno,Green Day ,Miley and Taio Cruz.
Miley barged in , on a Wrecking Ball , while Green Day came in with 21 Guns , followed by Taio with his Dynamites and Bruno with his Grenade
Eminem went Berzerk and started praying to the Rap God. Rihanna went yelling around asking What's My Name. Shakira answered "Can't Remember To Forget You".Enrique kept muttering I'm A Freak !!Lorde exclaimed "I'm no longer with the Royals , i'm still paying my Million Dollar Bills "*bang*
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis tried hiding behind the White Walls , but no avail.
Nicki Minaj called for her Starships , which according to her- were meant to fly !
Pitbull yelled ,"let the bullets Rain Over Me". Ke$ha complained that she was going to Die Young, which wasn't fair to her. Lady Gaga was happy as she was going to die Beautiful, Dirty,Rich.
Rebecca Black kept screeching "It's Friday,Friday,Friday!!!!!",
to which Selena replied ,"Tell Me Something I Don't Know".One Direction gave Rebecca a standing ovation for her song claiming it was The Best Song Ever .
Austin Mahone only kept saying "Mmm Yeah ".
Avicii slept on the couch and sighed Wake Me Up , when its all over .(He never woke up ).Maroon 5 begged for their life cause they had the Moves Like Jagger. Unfortunately they didn't make to the Daylight.
Just when Katy thought the apocalypse was over , she heard a squeak.
As she turned around the squeaks went up several decibels. She tried to decipher them , but the sound hurt her eardrums. And in the ruins , she saw something never seen before, it was Justin Bieber who was wailing "Baby, Baby, Baby..." (Thus the mystery of the squeaks was solved.)
Katy was furious and couldn't face the fact that she, the Dark Horse had a competitor. "SO.. you're The One That Got Away , never call me baby , you E.T!", she said . And Justin replied ,"Never Say Never".
And those were his last words.
See you until my next blog
-Nikita F.
Katy Perry gif: atrl.net
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