Royals Parody

I’m Sorry For Not Keeping Up With My Posts Regularly ( Damn! It Just Sounded like Keeping Up With The Kardashians) Well this is my last post for the “ALTERNATE LYRICS” week. It’s a parody on the song  ROYALS  by LORDE. If you have missed my previous parodies, just click on the following links :

1)      ANACONDA by Nicki Minaj

2)      YOU BELONG TO ME by Taylor Swift

3)      BOOM CLAP by Charlie XCX

Do try singing it in tune (:

SELFIES

I’ve  Never Seen That Duck Face Before,

I Wonder How They Make That Miley Cyrus Face,

Pouting Like Their Lips Are Stung By Bees,

In This Internet Age,

Everyone’s  Going Crazy.

And Everybody’s Like-

Duck Face, Stoned Look , Holding Up The Peace Sign

*OMG I Saw A Ghost *, The Starbucks Lady Who Looks Fine

They  Just Want To Show How Versatile They’re With Selfies

And They Go Again Like-

Pirate Eye , Grumpy Face , Constipated Look

 Oscar Selfie , I’m A Nerd Who’s Pretending To Read A Book

We Don’t Care , We Aint Caught Up With Your Face Muscle’s Affair

Cause We’re Surrounded By Selfies, Selfies

Please Give Your Front  Camera Some Rest

Someday It’s Going to Explode

Right In Front  Of  Your Face.

You  Can Try Taking Mugshots, Mugshots,

They’re Way Hipper Than Selfies,

Now I’m Going To End this Post

With A Hybrid Selfie

Hope You Liked It

See You Until My Next Post

-Nikita F.

Charlie XCX Boom Clap Parody

My take on Charlie XCX’s hit" Boom Clap" which is also featured in the movie The Fault In Our Stars !

Try singing it in tune (:

BOOM BOOM BOOM CLAP

Last night I went to the Indian eatery,

They served me spicy chicken and paneer, ( Ohhh)

Oh Damn ! It looked so mouth watering

But I couldn’t foresee what was in store for me

This must be IT

Boom Clap ,the sound of my fart

The beat goes on and on and on

Boom Clap , Makes me feel  so good

Letting it go out of me , Out of me

No more spicy stuff

Cause that’ll make my stomach worse

Could I sue that Indian eatery? (Please tell me)

Just tell me what to do

Oh! No I’m feeling loose

Seems like the earthquakes on the move

This must be IT

Boom Clap ,the sound of my fart

The beat goes on and on and on

Boom Clap , Makes me feel  so good

Letting it go out of me , Out of me

Hope you liked it

See You Until My Next Post

-Nikita F.

You Belong To Me - Taylor Swift Parody

It's been more than one week since my last parody (ANACONDA by Nicki Minaj ), and I didn't keep up to writing parodies everyday (my bad) .

Anyways this is my next parody -"You Belong To Me " by Taylor Swift  - 

Do try singing it in tune (:

You Belong To Me Stalkee

I’m in the room , it’s a typical Stalking Night

I stalk you on Facebook, Insta , Twitter ( Oh That’s Right)

You updated your Facebook Cover

It looks cool !

Now there’s a girl in your Snapchat Story

Who is she? , Gotta stalk her immediately !

But she’ll get never get your stories like I do

She wears Crop Tops

I wear Flip Flops

She posts selfies on Insta

But I’ve got more followers on Twitter

Waiting for the day , when you wake up and find

That your Stalker is here, she's right behind you

Skip  my lunch, breakfast and dinner

To see all your updates

So when can we go on a real date

 Why can’t you see Stalkee

You belong to me !

Hope you’ll liked it

See You Until My Next Post

-Nikita F.

Nicki Minaj- Anaconda Parody

So for a week (or so ) i'm going to do ALTERNATE LYRICS or Low Budget Spoofs of songs.
To begin with, i'm going to do a spoof on the most talked about video (even more than Miley Cyrus's Wrecking Ball), yeah you guessed it right ANACONDA by Nicki Minaj.

Warning: The following lyrics DO not contain EXPLICIT CONTENT and does not intend to hurt the fangirl/ fanboy in you for the artist! Hope you'll enjoy it.
Do Try Singing It In Tune

ANACONDA

The Anaconda Don't
The Anaconda Don't
The Anaconda Don't Come Out Cause Nicki Farts Too Loud

When the Video Begins , You Can Hear The Bird Chirping
It's A Pretty Nice Jungle, Until Nicki Just Steps In
Random Fruits Spinning (Yeah)
There's A Banana , Then A Pineapple
This Is Just The Beginning,
Cause The Video's Soon Going To Grapple
Nicki's Trying Hard To FART FART FART
If It Comes Out , It'll Be A Bull's Eye On The Dart
She Took The Prescribed Pill
But It Ain't Working
Now She'll  Be Soon Attacking Farmville
God Save Your People

By The Way ,
She'll Be Farting On Drake
So Please Stay
He's Her New Prey
Will He Still Stay?
For That You'll Have To Pray
Okay?
Okay?
So Let's Say

The Anaconda Don't
The Anaconda Don't
The Anaconda Don't Come Out Cause Nicki Farts Too Loud

Oh My Gosh ! I Forgot My Air Freshener
Oh My Gosh ! I Forgot My Air Freshener
Oh My Gosh ! I Forgot My Air Freshener
Hope She Doesn't Fart

Hope You Liked It
See You Until My Next Post
-Nikita F.